Say goodbye to elephant dudes!!!!!!!
Introducing the world’s first elephant butt cream!!
Many people may not know, but dude is the proper name for an infected hair on an elephant’s butt!
This is a big problem for ALL elephants across the world.
“I once saw an elephant with a horrible dude on its butt!” said Tawny Kingston from Alabama, “I felt so darn bad for that elephant and knew that all elephants have dudes, so I decided to take action, thus dude away was created!”.
If you know an elephant with minor or major dude problems, get this cream now for only $19.95 + shipping and handling to help put your special elephant out of his dude misery!
We need to stop this horrible pain for ALL elephants since they ALL have dudes!!
Please call 1-800-dude-away NOW!
Thank you!
Hasty Generalization!: A hasty generalization is assuming that because one person of a certain religion, race, ethnicity, etc., likes or thinks something, that all people of that group do. WRONG-O buddy boy!
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